This entry was posted
on April 27, 2008 at 9:56 pm and is filed under rants.
You can feed this entry.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Usually the phrase, “Greetings Earthlings,” is followed by something along the lines of, “we come in peace.” Should the absence of these words be cause for panic of concern here in the blogoshpere?
I will raise the white flag and proclaim to you, oh Anti-Blogger of the … (what world do you hail from anyway?) … Welcome!
Fuggarugga! What in the world? I leave town for 3 days…and this happens. I just, I just….don’t know what to say other than that I am totally amused and curious to see what the antibloggers bring. Grit and glory is not the only one that is guilty of the clickety clack of the keyboard anymore. Tell the truth, how long do you keep her up last night with your key clicking? Also, I think it’s fantastic that this site was available.
We (of the open-minded, non-Anti sort … wait) welcome you to blogland. I have posted some helpful tips for you on Grit’s site (I’m pretty sure she’s tickled pink - that you’re on blogland now, not that I posted helpful tips).
PS: taking over the world is fine. Just don’t take our computers away from us. ;)
it is amazing how much time all you all have to coment to nothing…everyone has something to say about absolutely nothing…
conspiring is 80% of of plan . to many rush into a plan with out thinking…
anne… puppy idea is good… i am all about contesting ….
ok so i am about to step onto blog space and anti blof some blogs… it is going to be grand..
mark .. this is not a freakin diner ,,,it is a blog …hallo
I have been informed of a contest being held between you and Mrs. Anti-Blogger. This comment is to even out the fact that I left a comment over there on the grit.
I think that you both should get a dog - both male dogs.
Vote for Niel. Big Dog boy or girl i guess it doesnt matter. i prerfer girl but its your dog not mine. i like the idea of one who may roam your land and you can toss her/him in the back of a bakkie. (did i spell (buckey) right?)
I’m all for a big dog.. not too big, but not a pipsqueek of a dog either. We have an Australian Shepherd & love her.. if you got one, it would rule your property. It would definitely be heaven on earth for that type of breed.
Leah - May 5, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Leah Clearly has great taste in dogs.
Having a Blue Heeler (Australian Cattle Dog - same, or different animal?) living next door to me in suburbia however, i add the following caution for your enlightenment/consideration.
Sheep Dogs and cattle dogs were born to WORK - they are incredibly smart and need an owner who is both smarter than they are and willing and able to put the time into training and maintaining them - or they can go out of their tiny little doggy minds with boredom.
If you have livestock on your property and want a friend who can run all day long and help you handle them, by all means go for the working dog breeds. If not just cave into Alece and go with the mid-sized dog.
I think the comment stats have spoken!
You did not think you could get away with bringing the conversation up in leadersgroup meetings and the like and WIN - did you AB?
We vote Big Dog….do we count more because we are a herd?
The Zebra - May 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm
We have poodles and I don’t like them…they can do a few tricks, but really, they are POODLES!!!….I wanted a BIG Dog, but my wife convinced me to get the poodles for the circus….So, I vote BIG DOG!! Hope you win, AB.
i do not tolerate negativity on this blog. if you cant be possitive about my big male dog then go blog about sissy dogs on grit and glory… there is no glory in small female dogs, just gritt..hahah .. get it …
leah.. unfortunately i cant have anything australian as it goes against my culture..
danielle .. thanks for the suggestion of name for my dog…cant wait to stand on my portch and shout fuggarugga
watch this space for a special blogger leaving comments soon..
We’ve been having this conversation in the office all week, and no one knew we had to come here to vote. We were just voting big vs small on Alece’s, but now we know so watch out. BIG DOG!
sorry, I’m already getting bored of doing this, so I need to stop now. I really don’t see how people have patience to write like 20 comments all in a row. Good luck with the Big Dog!
i might have to rethink my vote…i inititally voted with mrs. anti-b but now that i’ve thought it through, i don’t like dogs, so i’d rather fuggarugga be outside when we come visit you. :)
Starbucks (the bird, not coffee) - May 9, 2008 at 5:48 am
We can’t have another indoor pet, I will be jealous and bite you!
Starbucks (the bird, not coffee) - May 9, 2008 at 5:51 am
Go Back! Big dog please
Starbucks (the bird, not coffee) - May 9, 2008 at 5:52 am
Woof, woof, woof…hello beautiful…woof, woof, woof…that’s a good boy…woof, woof, woof…perch, would you like to hear that all day long. I didn’t think so; BIG dog, outside.
Starbucks (the bird, not coffee) - May 9, 2008 at 5:55 am
BIG dog, want to come?
Starbucks (the bird, not coffee) - May 9, 2008 at 5:56 am
I agree…Big Dog!
Jim Whimpey - May 9, 2008 at 6:07 am
B
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:23 am
IG
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:26 am
DOG
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:28 am
!
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:28 am
!!
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:29 am
!!!
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:35 am
We want a Big Dog
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:36 am
BIG DOGGY
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:36 am
Big He-doggy
Kelly - May 9, 2008 at 6:36 am
BIG DOG!
Intern #1 - May 9, 2008 at 6:38 am
Yes!
Intern #2 - May 9, 2008 at 6:38 am
I agree
Intern #3 - May 9, 2008 at 6:38 am
me too
Intern #4 - May 9, 2008 at 6:39 am
definitely!
Intern #5 - May 9, 2008 at 6:39 am
what?
Intern #6 - May 9, 2008 at 6:40 am
we’re voting for a BIG DOG
Intern #7 - May 9, 2008 at 6:40 am
oh
Intern #6 - May 9, 2008 at 6:40 am
ok
Intern #6 - May 9, 2008 at 6:41 am
So,what do you think intern#6? big dog or medium size dog?
Intern #8 - May 9, 2008 at 6:41 am
hmmm…
Intern #6 - May 9, 2008 at 6:42 am
Bigger is better, i always say
Intern #6 - May 9, 2008 at 6:42 am
that’s the spirit!
Intern #9 - May 9, 2008 at 6:42 am
way to go!
Intern #10 - May 9, 2008 at 6:43 am
woohoo!
Intern #2 - May 9, 2008 at 6:43 am
we love intern 6!
Intern #5 - May 9, 2008 at 6:43 am
yay! we vote big!!
Interns (in unison) - May 9, 2008 at 6:44 am
yay! we vote niel!
Interns (in unison) - May 9, 2008 at 6:44 am
we’ll add it to the prayer board
Interns (in unison) - May 9, 2008 at 6:45 am
“Dog”- Scheww….(giggle)….
Joyce - May 9, 2008 at 6:55 am
are you kidding?
Joyce - May 9, 2008 at 6:55 am
put it outside, one cage is enough to clean…(giggles again and shakes head)…
i mean,we’re already at comment #177 or something like that
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm
would big dog eat me?
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm
oh, look at that! it was actually comment #177!
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:14 pm
no he would be nice, I’m sure
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:14 pm
i do have to say that, Niel, you’ve got some seriously devoted BIG DOG fans
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:14 pm
or I hope so
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:15 pm
i mean, Alece has been workin on her blog network for sometime now and somehow us BIG DOG under dogs are gaining!
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
actually Big dog would just stay in the back of Niel’s bakkie, right?
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
just in case…
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
maybe I shouldn’t vote either way
Hosa - May 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
pretty impressive!
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:17 pm
hey, I’m talking to you on MSN right now
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm
weird
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm
oh,yeah i forgot to tell you something…
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:21 pm
BiG DoG
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:21 pm
B.I.G D.O.G
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:29 pm
B_I_G D_O_G
Kell - May 9, 2008 at 12:30 pm
askis..Mr. Niel? Solie here. I heer we R voting on a hond. Inyani or aholo. big or small. I’s voting for a bigger pup. the little wons are too small and I fear the bakkie may run it over. Pleese, Pastor Niel, get a bigg dog.
Solie - May 9, 2008 at 12:37 pm
dankie
Solie - May 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Ek soek ‘n groot hond!
Solie - May 9, 2008 at 12:45 pm
asseblief man!
Solie - May 9, 2008 at 12:47 pm
yes, mr. niel. (ahem..) big dogs are better because i like them.
Abram - May 9, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Starbucks…..did you see what they are writing about you over on your momma’s blog?!? I can now say that I know you well enough to know that you will not put up with that!!!
it’s all downhill from here!
i think that i the wrld has ended as we know it. welcome to the future
that last comment was from me. grrrrrrr saved login.
i should really be asleep right now. shhhh don’t tell danielle
i should be asleep as well but now i have to stay up late and save the world from bloggers
So the anti-blogger is a hero?
A super hero?
do you have anything to eat here?
Ridding the world of bloggers, eh?
Good luck.
Wow… I never thought I would see the day…
and I can’t wait for more :)
Oh, my….. I will say that the coffee cup is oh so appropriate for the header, antiblogger!
Usually the phrase, “Greetings Earthlings,” is followed by something along the lines of, “we come in peace.” Should the absence of these words be cause for panic of concern here in the blogoshpere?
I will raise the white flag and proclaim to you, oh Anti-Blogger of the … (what world do you hail from anyway?) … Welcome!
(this makes me very excited.)
thas amy joy not amy joh.
my bad.
remember when i would use your computer in your chair in your office? you never know what i did… better watch out. ;)
good to see you on the interweb.
oh, and i totally agree with @ngie. i feel as if i should be frightened that there is no offer of peace. ruh-roh.
Anti blogger. Im so happy to see you.. err your site. its being added to my favorites.
Fuggarugga! What in the world? I leave town for 3 days…and this happens. I just, I just….don’t know what to say other than that I am totally amused and curious to see what the antibloggers bring. Grit and glory is not the only one that is guilty of the clickety clack of the keyboard anymore. Tell the truth, how long do you keep her up last night with your key clicking? Also, I think it’s fantastic that this site was available.
We (of the open-minded, non-Anti sort … wait) welcome you to blogland. I have posted some helpful tips for you on Grit’s site (I’m pretty sure she’s tickled pink - that you’re on blogland now, not that I posted helpful tips).
PS: taking over the world is fine. Just don’t take our computers away from us. ;)
I believe you will find the Anti-blogger is more of an Anti-superhero than a superhero!
one with delusions of world domination!
i can feel my knees trembling as i type.
Clearly he is often too busy to blog, busy plotting presumably, and quietly observing….
over a cup of coffee :-)
<B
By the way, it’s not everyone who can get 20 comments right out of the gate. And with a two word post. You could use this …
Pardon. I was apparently thinking of the post title. I should say two sentence post.
You could have a contest with Grit.
Whomever gets the highest comments gets a puppy.
…
(sorry, I had to. You know that, right?)
it is amazing how much time all you all have to coment to nothing…everyone has something to say about absolutely nothing…
conspiring is 80% of of plan . to many rush into a plan with out thinking…
anne… puppy idea is good… i am all about contesting ….
ok so i am about to step onto blog space and anti blof some blogs… it is going to be grand..
mark .. this is not a freakin diner ,,,it is a blog …hallo
i think grit would win the contest - we’re all her friends, anyway.
thanks for commenting anti-blogger. i laughed and laughed when i saw you’d been visiting my blog.
:)
Mr. Anti-Blogger,
I have been informed of a contest being held between you and Mrs. Anti-Blogger. This comment is to even out the fact that I left a comment over there on the grit.
I think that you both should get a dog - both male dogs.
So, hope you (both) win. :-)
I think you both should get the dog of your dreams. Life is too short not to have the puppy that you want.
Vote for Niel. Big Dog boy or girl i guess it doesnt matter. i prerfer girl but its your dog not mine. i like the idea of one who may roam your land and you can toss her/him in the back of a bakkie. (did i spell (buckey) right?)
go get your big dog. name him something super manly like anit-rover, anti-spot, or anti-small dog.
ha! ^^ so amused.
the polls on the grit are showing that big dogs are the preferred companion… interesting
I’m all for a big dog.. not too big, but not a pipsqueek of a dog either. We have an Australian Shepherd & love her.. if you got one, it would rule your property. It would definitely be heaven on earth for that type of breed.
Leah Clearly has great taste in dogs.
Having a Blue Heeler (Australian Cattle Dog - same, or different animal?) living next door to me in suburbia however, i add the following caution for your enlightenment/consideration.
Sheep Dogs and cattle dogs were born to WORK - they are incredibly smart and need an owner who is both smarter than they are and willing and able to put the time into training and maintaining them - or they can go out of their tiny little doggy minds with boredom.
If you have livestock on your property and want a friend who can run all day long and help you handle them, by all means go for the working dog breeds. If not just cave into Alece and go with the mid-sized dog.
I think the comment stats have spoken!
You did not think you could get away with bringing the conversation up in leadersgroup meetings and the like and WIN - did you AB?
:-)
I vote no for a big dog.
But Blue Healers rock the house.
becca just likes the color blue. hehe.
even her quilt patch whatever picture for her comment is blue. how did that work?
Okay, so I feel tricked…..
I left a comment on Alece’s blog for a BIG DOG….I didn’t understand that I had to leave a message here…
and YOU KNOW how slow the internet is here…
so ….here I am trying to catch up….putting more enteries on the blog to vote for the HE-Dog…
and looking for friends to help so that HE-Dog wins before Friday (or Saturday here in South Africa)…..
Big Dog
We vote Big Dog….do we count more because we are a herd?
We have poodles and I don’t like them…they can do a few tricks, but really, they are POODLES!!!….I wanted a BIG Dog, but my wife convinced me to get the poodles for the circus….So, I vote BIG DOG!! Hope you win, AB.
Big
Dog
cheaters never prosper.
i do not tolerate negativity on this blog. if you cant be possitive about my big male dog then go blog about sissy dogs on grit and glory… there is no glory in small female dogs, just gritt..hahah .. get it …
leah.. unfortunately i cant have anything australian as it goes against my culture..
danielle .. thanks for the suggestion of name for my dog…cant wait to stand on my portch and shout fuggarugga
watch this space for a special blogger leaving comments soon..
You’re just sour ‘cos we can beat you at Cricket and Rugby! ;-)
Ok - maybe only at cricket :-)
<B
We’ve been having this conversation in the office all week, and no one knew we had to come here to vote. We were just voting big vs small on Alece’s, but now we know so watch out. BIG DOG!
and the contest cannot end early, thats specifically against all contest code of conducts
and our internet is a billion times slower so that should count as 2 votes for every comment for us
over here in Africa…
sorry, I’m already getting bored of doing this, so I need to stop now. I really don’t see how people have patience to write like 20 comments all in a row. Good luck with the Big Dog!
Cheating? Whose Cheating? We should count all of the comments for Big Dogs on Grit and Glory to make sure there is no cheating going on…..
if it is just volume…then why not make it interesting volume! :)
I
am
definitely
voting
for
a
H
E
-
D
O
G
I
agree
with
Char
!
ok. you totally should name your dog fuggarugga!
i might have to rethink my vote…i inititally voted with mrs. anti-b but now that i’ve thought it through, i don’t like dogs, so i’d rather fuggarugga be outside when we come visit you. :)
I’m all for the big dogs.
Go anti-blogger! I hope you win…sorry grit and glory.
HE-Dog! Go Niel!! You definitely need a Big Dog on the back of your Bakkie :)
Viva Niel! Viva Rottweiler! Viva HE DOG!!
Yes…good job…Friends of Mr. Anti-B…keep it up…only a few hours left in the contest!!!
I definatly vote for a BIG Dog
Good luck Niel
Hope you win!
BIG
BIG Dog - I want a BIG Dog friend
BIG
BIG!
BIG!!
BIG!!!
Don’t worry, I’m on a break!
BIGG
BIGG!
BIGG!!
BIGG!!!
OK, Back to work…
Big!
I vote BIG dog. Poop Head
We can’t have another indoor pet, I will be jealous and bite you!
Go Back! Big dog please
Woof, woof, woof…hello beautiful…woof, woof, woof…that’s a good boy…woof, woof, woof…perch, would you like to hear that all day long. I didn’t think so; BIG dog, outside.
BIG dog, want to come?
I agree…Big Dog!
B
IG
DOG
!
!!
!!!
We want a Big Dog
BIG DOGGY
Big He-doggy
BIG DOG!
Yes!
I agree
me too
definitely!
what?
we’re voting for a BIG DOG
oh
ok
So,what do you think intern#6? big dog or medium size dog?
hmmm…
Bigger is better, i always say
that’s the spirit!
way to go!
woohoo!
we love intern 6!
yay! we vote big!!
yay! we vote niel!
we’ll add it to the prayer board
“Dog”- Scheww….(giggle)….
are you kidding?
put it outside, one cage is enough to clean…(giggles again and shakes head)…
I love that the interns are all numbered now!
Brilliant
no names, or identifications….just numbers!
like faceless people running around the property
but numbered, of course!
all we have to say is…”hey 3! come here.”
or….”7! What do you think you’re doing?”
Maybe they should be tatooed until we get the numbers down…..
even though that does seem a bit “cattle-ish”, but hey! They were the ones that came up with the system in the first place.
ok, I’m now wasting my lunch on this nonsense….
tchau 4 now!
Voetsek (footsack) little dog!!
I am so not sharing my house with a little yappy dog
or even a medium sized dog
i’ve got the ’small-pet’ market cornered.
Ok so this might not be the most brilliant bet I have heard but good luck
Betting 101 don’t put big items on the line with sketchy bets
Are you out of practice with your betting skills?!??!
On a scale of 1 to 2 how do you feel about big dogs?
BIG DOGS are definitely a 2.5 on that scale
Betting 208: bet only when you can win
GO
Big
Dog-ness
But none the least I vote big he-dog!
ha actually the saying goes none the less
just another excuse for more comments
Good luck on the bet, Go Big dog, Go!
doesn’t the name speak for itself??
come on - big dog!! BIGGGGGGGGG DOGGGGGGGGGG
Betting Queen - I’ll take you on the big dog bet - big dog will WIN!!!!
BIG DOG! BIG DOG!! BIG DOG!!!
My vote??? BIG DOG of course!!!
Oh…if you get a dog…bring it into the FISH BOWL……
and if it is RED…I will Attack!
I am a fiesty one!
I’m not sure what I think anymore.
Other than I’m amused that Joyce and your bird chimed in for this vote….
Aren’t BIG dogs suppose to lick your wounds and help you heal?
i have one on my index finger
I think BIG dog (or little/medium dog for that matter) spit/saliva on my wound sounds kinda gross
but people keep telling me that it heals faster….and perhaps even better??
either way, I vote for a BIG dog.
One last vote for Big Dog, before I head out for the weekend!!! Good Luck AB!
oh no, we’ve lost char!
it’s okay, we’ll still make it
i mean,we’re already at comment #177 or something like that
would big dog eat me?
oh, look at that! it was actually comment #177!
no he would be nice, I’m sure
i do have to say that, Niel, you’ve got some seriously devoted BIG DOG fans
or I hope so
i mean, Alece has been workin on her blog network for sometime now and somehow us BIG DOG under dogs are gaining!
actually Big dog would just stay in the back of Niel’s bakkie, right?
just in case…
maybe I shouldn’t vote either way
pretty impressive!
hey, I’m talking to you on MSN right now
weird
oh,yeah i forgot to tell you something…
BiG DoG
B.I.G D.O.G
B_I_G D_O_G
askis..Mr. Niel? Solie here. I heer we R voting on a hond. Inyani or aholo. big or small. I’s voting for a bigger pup. the little wons are too small and I fear the bakkie may run it over. Pleese, Pastor Niel, get a bigg dog.
dankie
Ek soek ‘n groot hond!
asseblief man!
yes, mr. niel. (ahem..) big dogs are better because i like them.
Starbucks…..did you see what they are writing about you over on your momma’s blog?!? I can now say that I know you well enough to know that you will not put up with that!!!
ps. I would watch out…he has a mean bite!
Starbucks is a fighter!!!!! He will prevail!
200 comments!!! YEAH!
um…big dogs pee on things like me. but the bright side is that then they aren’t peeing on your couch.
plus, I’m a lawn nomb so i’m use to it
plus, I’m a lawn nomb so i’m use to it
oh…i guess that’s actually Lawn Nome
I didn’t go to Lawn Nome high school
I got my lawn nome GED
well, actually I meant to get it, but never did
anyway, I thank you, Mr. Anti-Blogger. If it weren’t for you I’d go on for years misspelling my own name
ke a le boha
dankie!
Grasias
thank you
Ching Chong Chi
Faleminderit!
That’s ‘Thank you’ in Albanian, you those of you who didn’t know
shur-nur-ah-gah-lem! - Armenian
“Eskerrik asko!” - Basque Country (between France and Spain)
Vinaka - Fijian
“Mahalo” - Hawaiian
“Takk!!” - Icelandic
“Spasibo balshoye” - Russian
“Ngiyabonga” - Zulu
So, I didn’t get my GED BUT I can say thank you in 13 languages!
um…It appears that the average time that it takes to comment from here is 2.09 minutes. That is just SAD!
Dear Sirs and Madams,
I would like to point out that 22 of Alece’s comments are actually for a BIG DOG and as such, should be counted for the BIG DOG petition.
Amen.
Obrigada: portuguese
Shalom: Hebrew
Big He Dog would have to be my vote
What should we name the big dog?
well hopefully it won’t look like a village dog…
danke: also, German
Merci: French
but if it resembles an african dog it would have to be named sam dog
Grazi: Italian
Origato: Japanese
Sam dog is an interesting choice
Must love [BIG] dogs
so, this big dog…what breed are we looking at?
although i agree Voetsek would be an awesome name of a pup
ohhhh, Voetsek. That is lovely!
Big Doggie!
Big Doggie = Big Doggie Bisquits
I hear I have to vote for a BIG dog, so me and Free roaming waterbok #1 can have a little “big” buddy
BIG DOG, I want a BIG DOG!
i suggest the outdoor dog
Me and the BIG DOG can go on top of Mooihok!
i believe that the indoor dog would bark every time we are making noise
can you imagine?
Yes, then the annoying pigeons on roof will have something else to bug!
Thats why we need a big dog….no more pigeons!!!!!
outside animals (aka the BIG DOG) have all the fun!!
That BIG DOG won’t scare me off, we’d rule the world!! Ruin the pigeons and all!
Imagine how many new friends the outside (BIG) dog would gain…
zebras….
waterbok…..
horses…
maybe the big dog will chase us?
blesbok….
pigs….
rut-row
ostridge….(if they can be found)
I can say I want it to be a BIG Brown Dog?
the possibilities are endless!
YEAH! Big dog can hunt and kill the pigeons! Brilliant
ohhh, thats the best reason thus far!!!! AMEN
yes, yes I can - I want a BIG brown Dog!
Hey now…
shame we might be in trouble
but we can fly and just tease the big dog
Can the BIG Dog play rugby with me?
yes, yes we stick to big dog vote
hey….what happened to “Lawn Nomb”? (not to be confused with a lawn gnome)
I will protect you little pigeons
just got sms…woof, woof big dog vote
who’s side are you on waterbok?
what? you want the lawn gnome to go home?
….or come out and play with the BIG Dog?
waterbok: stick with the roaming, jokes aren’t your thing. hehehe
hey, there, I’m on the __________ (right) side. :)
i do like to freely roam - yes, that is much more up my ally
waterbok 3 has joined the group…we’re gaining a herd here
No question, BIG dog for sure!
little-med size dog might perhaps mistake me as a small tree and pee on me
and we can’t have that!
i can’t stand for being peed on, must get big dog!
plus our house would smell like pee…no, no
so yes must vote for BIG dog
who knew Giraffe in van Rensburg house was sooo funny
I’ve seen him everyday for over a month now, and nothing! He gets on the computer and now he’s a comedian!
you don’t even know how BIG our herd is
don’t make me bust out my friends
i believe that i’m allergic to doggie hair
waterbok: we’re all on the same side. Let’s put our differences aside for the good of the cause
sorry please get outside big dog
ok - let’s all be friends
sorry please get outside big dog
Just envision me having an allergy attack and falling off the wall?
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GGGGGGGGGGGGG
Dog
not a pretty sight and i might injury one of you
I sure don’t want my skin up on the wall - zebra, how did you get on the wall?
Please….for the sake of zebra on wall…..get a big dog!!!
we can’t have any falling or injuries so big, big dog!
dude - zebra, you a bit tired
hey, do animals laugh??
watch out! I shoot little to medium size dogs too!
actually, I’m on a mission to rid the world of little to medium sized dogs
and as I was just about to get a little schnauzer this zebra ran right in the way!
I was so sad and sorry that I shot the zebra that I cried for several days
but alas, eventually i remembered my calling to promote big dogs and stop all love of small to medium sized dogs
so here i am, trying to spread big dog love when i came across your anti blog
Finally! i thought to myself…
some people who understand the true meaning of life:
to own and love a BIG DOG
best of luck to you, anti-blogger
go forth with vigor!!
holy crap… it’s gnome??
ah man….
i need to brush up on my spelling!
well, at least i know how to spell one thing…
BIG! DOG!
Lawn Gnome/Nomb….you rock no matter how u spell your name
Benji is a wuss
hmmm….definitely a BIG dog!!!! they are awesome….
lets go biiiiiig dog!
big big big big big big big big dog!!!
Who was calling me a wussy?
all of the moths of the world now vote for…..big dog!!
Now Lassie… there’s a gem.
i am voting for a big dog.
Big guy hungry
I am a dog….